I just walked to Starbucks in five inches of snow.
You know you gotta lose weight when you try twerking and when the beat drops all you feel is your fat jiggling
If you’re a girl and you post a “smash or pass;)” status, Im going to call you a whore and judge you.
If you ever hurt one of my best friends I will chop off your fingers and shove them down your throat :)))
So I was watching porn for like one of the first times ever and I heard police sirens outside my window and I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING BECAUSE I THOUGHT WTACHING PORNW AS ILLEGAL aND I WAS GONNA GO TO JAIL.